So let me first say that I absolutely, love , love ,love hubby. He's incredibly funny and sensitive and is an amazing father. Doesn't hurt that he's kinda hot too and has beautiful blue eyes that you could just get lost in but ...
Hubby has a little gas problem shall we say.
Sure its a normal bodily function and everyone does it once in a while but I think my hubby considers it an art form.
Its almost like he can fart on command and control the duration too. He seems to think the particularly long ones are funny.
Sometimes as he's in front of me on the stairs he'll let one rip so I get the distinct pleasure of having to walk through the lingering aroma. *Gag*
But wait it gets better:
I think my personal fave is when he uses them as punctuation. Kind of like a "so there!" or a "and thats that".
Or maybe the time when he was buckling J in her car seat just before heading off to his own car to go to work and he said "Here's a kiss (then he kissed her) a hug (and then he hugged her) and a "toot" (well you can guess what he did then).
J thought it was funny. I, of course am thinking nice manners , hubby, way to teach our four year old .
Why am I posting this you ask ? Because this is war! It has to stop. I've been threatening hubby for the longest time that if he continues I'm going to blog about it and I might even post his picture and his real name!
"Go ahead" he says, "People know its a natural thing and probably wouldn't make as big of a deal out of it as you do."
I think he's calling me prude and thems fightin' words!
So this post is for you, hubby, and your flair for flatulence! Pick another hobby, take it outside, stock up on Beano... something!
Yes, ladies, I know, its hot isn't it ? Try to restrain yourselves ,please, because I know you want him now don't you?