Friday, September 21, 2007

I'm Scurred

Cause I don't bare my soul enough on this here blog I just had to join in the fun here (thanks Mamma for showing me the way).

I was initially tempted to pick dare because it just sounded generally easier and a little less risky. But then I imagined that she might actually ask me to like post a picture of myself or she might have me run naked through the streets of Seattle yelling "I picked dare, I picked dare" . Naw, not for me.

So I strayed and picked truth. Only now I'm scurred.

Is she going to ask me if I've ever farted in public (uh yes and it was during a new hire orientation at work - I wanted to die).
Will she ask me if I've ever fed my children candy for dinner (why yes I have, uh not intentionally though, I let them have it before dinner -duh!- and of course they weren't hungry later).
Or dear lawd, she may even ask me if I've ever stolen (yes, when I was a little juvenile deliquent,about 14, I stole some t-shirts and other stuff I didn't need -I can't even remember what-from a neighborhood store. I thought I was so clever in my thieving techniques. I paid for one thing and had the rest stuffed in my bag. I figured they wouldn't dare think I was stealing if I actually paid for something. I was stopped just before exiting and asked if I was going to pay for the rest of the stuff. "What stuff?" I faked ignorance. "All the stuff in your bag". Shit I remember thinking. Do I run or admit I did it, hmmm. In the end I gave the stuff back and was let off with a warning "If I ever see you in here again I'll call the cops" he yelled and I hightailed it outta there and didn't look back)

Wait, that was quite a bit of embarassing truth I just revealed...scurred, smurred.

Bring it on.

And y'all better head on over there too and then come back and tell me what you picked.

I'll be waiting.

Smooches,
WM

15 comments:

melodyann said...

Well, for Gawd's sake, now what am I gonna ask you? You've already bared your SOUL here!

Man, I gotta think....

melodyann said...

OH, and I just decided I dig you baby, so is it ok if I linky you up?

Worker Mommy said...

Awww shucks! You know I was just thinking the same thing.
We shall now engage in mutual linkage - (ok, why does that sound oddly perverted ;) )

melodyann said...

Because it is! But I'm ok with it, because if you explore on my blog a bit, you will know that I am a non-practicing lesbian in my spare time...

melodyann said...

Um.... I mean no disrespect. Because my middle name is "show no disrespect"...

but you SPELLED me wrong....

Worker Mommy said...

Fixed. Thanks!
Ok "non practicing lesbian" that's amusing to me for some reason. Ok, I'm headed back to check out archives...but if I get fired it's on your head, missy!

And with that I'm going to stop commenting in my own comments section...wait it's my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want..uh but I really am stopping now

Mamma said...

I love the new look!!! It's awesome.

Glad you're playing.

Rebecca said...

oooh very interesting. And yes,you've revealed all - what can she ask you now???

Suzel's Sass said...

Now you've got me scurred and I don't even know what for.

Great blog. I'll visit more often.

Maureen said...

Yes, you scurred us all... love your blog.

Ba Doozer said...

I pretty much farted in one of my college classes, and my friend sitting behind me got blamed. we laughed until we cried

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

ha ha ha. Can't wait to see what people come up with!

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

you are brave, my dear. ; )

Cherann said...

So what did she ask you??

Worker Mommy said...

About an embarassing/funny/outrageous sexual experience.

Now I just have to think....hmmmm