The July 15th weekend I'll be hanging out with the in-laws on the beautiful Oregon Coast and I'm still resembling pregnant Worker Mommy. I'm still hanging on to that nagging 15lbs. What to do! ? My in laws are really great and they would never say a thing but I'll know what I really look like.
Hell, it'll be the middle of the summer and difficult to hide cottage cheese thighs and turkey flap arms while wearing a tank top and shorts.
I had such the plan, I'd start in January and began my slimming. It would be casual and I'd do it over the course of several months then I'd just be naturally fab for the
Sadly the slimming has turned in to a thickening as stress has gotten the better of me.
Curses ! I've been successful at losing weight before, what is wrong with me now ?
Oh, I forgot, I'm older and lazier... yes,thats probably it.
So if I'm honest with myself I need to realize I am not getting younger and unfortunately not getting much more energetic in the near future so I can only wish seriously and desperately wish for that magic pill!
Oh, what I wouldn't do to take that pill and instantly be transformed into the Worker Mommy of yesteryear
(pic circa Sept 2002).
Huh, not realistic is it... I guess I'll either have to get seriously motivated or be satisfied with the Worker Mommy of today:
Ok, well technically that's not me...but it does bear an uncanny resemblance