Summer is finally here and I'm overjoyed. I love spending time outdoors and feeling the warmth of the sun on my skin.
I also can't help but like the fact that along with summer comes a new wardrobe.
I mean I certainly wouldn't want to wear a long sleeve crew neck shirt in 80 degree weather would I ?
Someone else likes the new wardrobe too.
That someone would be my son B. He loves that mom has different clothes on because it's enabled him to find a new toy.And that would be my cleavage.
Yep, you heard me my cleavage.
I think B discovered it the other day while a tank top clad me was holding him. It must have looked inviting because that little bugger stuck his finger in there and of course it was while I just happened to be talking to someone. She pretended not to notice.
I on the other hand couldn't.
"Honey," I said "Those are Mommy's privates and you shouldn't do that" I said as I put him down.
A few days later, as I was sitting next to him on the couch the temptation was there again ,I guess. This time,though, he heeded my warning about putting his finger down there.
Instead he thought it might be fun to put a couple of pennies in to his new "toy" .
I retrieved the change and again told him "B,you know Mommy told you not to do that"
Never one to back down from a challenge he waited several minutes until I'd forgotten and then proceeded to try and drop a small toy in the old cleave.
"Ok," I said "That's enough! I know it seems funny , but these are Mommy's privates and not toys"
Later I was telling hubby and asking if I should be worried. "Is our son a perv ?" I asked.
"No" he says exaggeratedly to let me know he thought I was off my rocker.
"I was just kidding," I said "I know he's just a little boy and he's still learning"
"Right" Hubby said, "Besides, if you don't want him to play in there then maybe you shouldn't make them so tempting"
and before I could respond he said
"I kind of want to put a few things in there myself" *wink*
Then it was all clear to me, how on earth could I expect B to be um "normal" when his dad is the biggest perv of them all.