Wednesday, April 18, 2007

How to Keep your Man Happy

Ladies, Is your husband/boyfriend unhappy?

It may be that you're not spanking him enough. According to an Australian study men are happier when spanked.

Believe it! Men into BDSM scored significantly better on a scale of psychological wellbeing than other men.

Well,I'll be darned, I've been neglecting my duties as hubby's life partner and not doing everything within my power to make sure he is sublimely happy. Gosh, I better get on the ball gag.

Seriously though, check out the article . I've taken things out of context so as to be able to present it to you the way in which I heard it this morning on the radio station I often listen to. They left out a few crucial details of the study and its ultimate purpose - so I Googled it to determine if it was an authentic study or a hoax.

So much for responsible reporting.

I guess if I really wanted responsible reporting I certainly wouldn't be listening to an entertainment station that refers to its on air personalities as the dysfunctional family and counts as its most popular on air bit a contest in which contestants confess their deepest darkest sins for a chance to compete against other sinners for a trip to Vegas and $10K.

Well, I have to have something to keep me entertained on my long ass commute to work.

4 comments:

Brillig said...

Hahaha. Yeah, very responsible reporting indeed! I love how they warped it for the radio show...

Worker Mommy said...
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Worker Mommy said...

Their whole "shtick" is to report the "odd and unusual" so I kind of know what I'm getting in to when I tune in but you would think they'd want to at least report correctly. Good thing I'm not looking to them for any real news.

Butrfly4404 said...

I'll delve into a little TMI here, but I feel going the other way around a bit helps The Man de-stress. I think it might actually STRESS HIM OUT if I was the dominator. haha...
(Disclaimer: I didn't actually read the article, so I'm probably taking this thing much more out of context!)