Monday, October 1, 2007

A Monday that might actually be...Happy

Generally, Mondays suck for me. I don't enjoy having to work and Mondays... Mondays are just the beginning of the madness. While I enjoy what I do for a living, I simply don't enjoy that I have to do it five days a week 8+ hours a day. In my fantasy world I'm not required to work, I have a bazillion dollar wardrobe, a personal chef , a maid , a savings account that never drops below 1,000,000,000 a private jet, a....
Oh sorry, did I lose you ?

Ahem. Where was I ? Oh... Mondays.

After two days of sleeping in and enjoying , well not having to work, I really have a hard time getting back in to the swing of things. Yes it's only two days , but I can purposely forget a lot in two days.
So as my alarm went off at 5:30 this morning I quickly reached over, slapped the shit out of it hit snooze, and then dreamed of ways we could make things work financially with 4 kids and one income. Finally coming up with nothing truly feasible I got my lazy ass out of bed, got ready and drove down to the park and ride.

As I boarded the Sounder and saw how full it was I sighed and thought just another day of the grind. As I walked down the aisles I felt a tap on my arm. It was another passenger trying to get my attention in order to offer me his seat. I thanked him but politely refused thinking there were other passengers more in need of a seat than I. Before I could resist anymore he got up and gestured to the seat and said "Please".
Aah,chivalry is not dead. I smiled and decided to let that experience set the tone of my Monday.
So when I arrived at my stop I happily walked the nearly 16 blocks mostly uphill to work. It's amazing what one good deed will do.
Then I got in to the office, checked email and my eyes immediately went to an email entitled "A Plateful of Pleasure,
Diet Your Way to Better Orgasms ". Really ? I thought. Eating healthy and acheiving better orgasms. I just had to read it. Sure it was spam but they hooked me , as was their intention, with such an enticing title.

***TMI warning... please skip over this paragraph if me saying I don't have problems acheiving the big O but hell if I can have an even better one then I'm all for it is entirely more than you want to know about me.

and getting healthy to boot.I'm pretty sure it doesn't get any better than that. Chivalry and better orgasms...and it's only 8:51 a.m.

Yep, it's going to be one Happy Monday indeed.

15 comments:

~JJ! said...

Listen, I'm all for a healthy way of living...especially if it's gonna lead the way to a big O.

Go girl

Butrfly Garden said...

I'm reading your post thinking, 'How inspiring, finding things to be happy about on a Monday morning! What nice little things happened to ME today?' I still can't think of any. Except that it's noon and I've barely worked. That will end up badly, though.

Maybe I should check my spam folders more often.

Lollie said...

I too have no trouble in that department, but if I could be guaranteed a better one? Well, hell...I'd eat a shoe leather sandwich deep-fried in motor oil with a side of sardine brownies.

Chaos Control said...

So, did you click?? I'm dying to know if you're giving it a go? All in the spirit of the big O?

Tee, hee!

Suzel's Sass said...

Wow, and all I had for a Monday morning to brighten it up was a banana nut muffin. You win!!

Ba Doozer said...

I think he offered you the seat because he sensed you were a woman of the Big O club.....I have no idea what the hell I'm saying right now, I'm just a space case

Alex Elliot said...

It can't get much better than that!

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

Now that's a diet I could follow!

Whiskeymarie said...

What is this diet- Oysters, chocolate and Jack Daniel's?
Sign me up!

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm so on my way to my spam folder now...

Virtualsprite said...

I'm definitely going to have to pay more attention to Spam.

I'm jealous of your nice Monday! Looks like Butrfly and I are having the same kind of day.

Ann(ie) said...

That is not a bad start to the day, girl!! Possible O's and a seat to boot. nice. My Monday was of the usually crappy variety. I so love this post. That is me every stinkin Monday!!!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I wish I would have read this on MONDAY!!

I could use some help in the BIG-O department. Sigh.

slackermommy said...

That's it! I would actually stick to a diet if it meant a better O!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

DAMN! That is a good Monday!

I think we all want to make our way to the big O! :)