So much has been going on. Really I swear. But it's just not riveting stuff. At.all.
I get exhausted just trying to relay it to you. So there it sits in draft, until I can decide if it's really postworthy.
Do you really want to hear about how it took everything in my power not to kick a 10 year old boy's teeth down his throat for teasing my 5 year old daughter on the bus (in addition to teasing her about being a kindergartener her called her an asshole).
Or about how my BFF's new man isn't all he initially seemed to be. Initially ,he seemed wonderful. Now something is a little off. I can't quite put my finger on it and while I still like him, I can't help but wonder if this thing is going to last. And that sucks that I can't like him as much as my BFF wants me to.
Then there's the fact that I fell off the wagon. What can I say? I was stressed and those bake-in-the pan peanut butter chocolate chunk bars that I found at the Grocery Outlet for only $0.89 got me more than a little giddy.
I've also been considering telling you about how TomGirl turns 16 next week and how I decided it would be fun to take her to an all ages nightclub. And how I'm now regretting that promise. A friday night with a bunch of 16 year olds who will surely have snuck some shots before entering the club is sure to send me right to straightjacketed, knees pulled to chest,rocking in a corner babbling and drooling kind of insanity.
And then I could also tell you how I'm totally and completely burnt out at work (but trying to just be happy about the fact that I have a job)
So yeah, that's what I haven't been posting about.
But enough about me. What about you ? Anybody do anything I just gotta know about? Do tell...especially if it's scandalous.