Ok, so that was my lame attempt at a play on words with the Aerosmith song "Dude looks like a Lady" . Whaddya want, I really couldn't think of another way to express the fact that I, WM, wife and mother, am a total dude.
Ok sure I like shopping, make-up and some other very un-dude like things but there is this part of me that screams: I am man hear me roar!
Why if you'd have been in my car yesterday after work you'd have heard me listening to my favorite afternoon radio show:The Men's Room .
I really dig football and if the 'Hawks are doing well I'm swilling' beer and cheering louder than any man.
I like Monster Trucks. There I said it.Gasp if you must but something about those huge wheels crushing steel and destroying everything in their wake makes me pound my chest in excitement
I cuss like a sailor and like sex jokes. The dirtier the better (although this probably doesn't make me so much of a dude as it does just a very inappropriate female,ahem)
But, the number one reason I am a total dude:
I take reading material into the latrine.
...and yes, I know I'm awesome. Thanks.