Monday, March 10, 2008

It's Monday, lets talk about big uteruses and other things

Lately, I've gotten a lot of hits from a post I did a while back regarding an unpleasant gyn experience.

Image searches no less.

I'm not exactly sure what folks are expecting to see but imagine they are sorely disappointed once they arrive. So in an effort to lessen some confusion, let it be known, there are NO pictures of large uteruses here.

But if and when I do post one you'll all be the first to know.

Beyond that, happy Monday to y'all. It was kind of a nutty weekend chez WM. Some highlights for you:

My not quite 5 year old daughter J lost her first tooth naturally (I didn't even know it was loose until Friday) and the adult tooth has not only broken the surface but is quite visible. Did I mention she's 4 1/2 ?

Hubby farked up his back and was laid up most of the weekend and useless to me. It happens now and then. He's got an arthric twinge and anything... even looking at him the wrong way can cause it to go out.

TomGirl, my 14 year old stepdaughter, got so many text messages this weekend I can still hear the new text notification in my head. She showed me a text from one of her friends that read "Mark Wahlberg is fuckin orgasmic isn't he?". Doesn't matter that I happen to agree with that. I'm a little, ok a lot bothered by the fact that it was sent by a 15 year old. Was I like that ? Never mind, don't answer that. Oh and did I mention that my hubby bought her a pellet gun for her upcoming 15 birthday. O-v-e-r-j-o-y-e-d...yep that's me.

My not quite 5 year old son has now taken to saying Spiderman can make webs come out of his penis. Nope, nope, don't ask...I couldn't even begin to tell you . I just have to think he combined two of his favorite things: his "weiner" (as he refers to it occasionally ) and Spiderman.

So, now that you're all caught up . How was your weekend ?


Groovy Mom said...

LOL! I had NO idea Spiderman was that talented.

I keep getting hits on my blog from people searching for pictures of jiggly boobs and women pooping in public. Oh, and I had one searching for "heart shape poo" the other day too. Whack jobs!

Life As I Know It said...

Ha! Sounds like something my son would say too.
Congrats on the first tooth loss...did the tooth fairy visit?

Whiskeymarie said...

I won't even ask about the pellet gun...

Should I be glad I'm not the only one who had a slightly f'd up weekend?

mommastantrum said...

WOW!!! I can't wait until superheros (or SpongeBob) have Penis superpowers...Toddler is obsessed with his, and his is not quite 4!!!

I am slighty happy then that I gets hits for "poop songs" and "refusing to pee in the potty" every day. I thought it was weird, until I realized that 90% of my blog posts are about Toddler poo!!

CDP said...

I wrote a post about my son asking "what's a handjob" when he happened to hear the word in the movie "Rushmore" and you cannot imagine how many hits I've gotten as a result. Every one of those people is sorely disappointed, I'm quite sure.

Maureen said...

Well, compared to yours, mine was downright tame. No uteruses (uteri?), penises, or orgasmic text messages.

What am I doing wrong?

sam said...

"Spiderman can make webs come out of his penis" OMG!!! LMAO!!!! So funny!

Um, pellet gun? I HATE them. My brother used to torment me to no end with his when we were younger. HATE them.

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

If indeed you do post large pictures of uteruses here, please give fair warning.

cathouse teri said...

I guess she's not aware that you can actually get your notifications via vibration?

I can't even stand that notification sound from my OWN phone, let alone someone else's!

Oh, and tell her that if she keeps the phone in her bra, then she won't miss a message.

Funny, funny, funny.

Stacie said...

ROFLMAO! Ohhhhh boy, you had a weekend. I'm not sure whats funnier, Spidermans Penis or the joys of raising teen girls.

It never ceases to amaze me either, the stuff people will google and come up with MY blog? WTHeck? People are so weird...I mean, WHO googles this stuff???


Candace said...

ha! my friend just caught her 8 year old stepson in bed with her fashion mag opened to an underwear page. oy.
what is a pellet gun??

MommasWorld said...

Makes you wonder who would be looking for a big uterus photo. Pre-Med students right?

My weirdest search so far has been clothes for rabits. It never occured to me that people would put clothes on rabits.

Kid moments...the kind you will treasure for ever...or use to blackmail them when they are older :-)

CC said...

LOL!! My 4 1/2 year old son isn't that bold, YET. But I could totally imagine that it won't be too far off!

And the text! Oy vey!

This is my Tuesday though!

Anonymous said...

Teenagers are scary!

why in the heck did he buy her a pellet gun?

and last but not least


Virtualsprite said...

Wow. Makes my weekend look tame.

On the bright side, at least your husband waited until she was 14 to buy the pellet gun. Ty got his when he was 8. No kidding.

My best friend's son started losing teeth at 4. She consulted the dentist who said it was competely normal given his growth rate and when he started teething, etc. Probably nothing to worry about.

Jerseygirl89 said...

Wow, I bet there are a lot of adult comic book fans out there who wish their penises (penii?) had spiderman powers too.

Cherann said...

I hope your son doesn't go around peeing everywhere and saying that he's using his "webs" to get from place to place.

Worker Mommy said...

OMG, Cheran, too funny. I hadn't thought of that. Knowing my son, he probably will.

Butrfly Garden said...

I don't even know where to start.

Back from "those" days of the "certain doctor" - I still get about 10-15 hits a day for "guy - no play" (Spelled funny because I don't want you getting them, too.) I have a post I've been wanting to write and those little freaks will be a handy addition to that post. (Haha, ME! Posting! haahahah!)

Pellet Gun - you're in my prayers. I suggest Safety glasses. Soooo not kidding.

Peepee Webslinger - I agree that you should watch for urine soaking. :)

Texts - I can't STAND when my sisters (age: 13) friends leave her messages with foul language. I chew them out in her myspace comments. Well, I did until she privated them. (I can still read them because that is in my web smarts to do so, but her friends can't so it would be useless.)