Image searches no less.
I'm not exactly sure what folks are expecting to see but imagine they are sorely disappointed once they arrive. So in an effort to lessen some confusion, let it be known, there are NO pictures of large uteruses here.
But if and when I do post one you'll all be the first to know.
Beyond that, happy Monday to y'all. It was kind of a nutty weekend chez WM. Some highlights for you:
My not quite 5 year old daughter J lost her first tooth naturally (I didn't even know it was loose until Friday) and the adult tooth has not only broken the surface but is quite visible. Did I mention she's 4 1/2 ?
Hubby farked up his back and was laid up most of the weekend
TomGirl, my 14 year old stepdaughter, got so many text messages this weekend I can still hear the new text notification in my head. She showed me a text from one of her friends that read "Mark Wahlberg is fuckin orgasmic isn't he?". Doesn't matter that I happen to agree with that. I'm a little, ok a lot bothered by the fact that it was sent by a 15 year old. Was I like that ? Never mind, don't answer that. Oh and did I mention that my hubby bought her a pellet gun for her upcoming 15 birthday. O-v-e-r-j-o-y-e-d...yep that's me.
My not quite 5 year old son has now taken to saying Spiderman can make webs come out of his penis. Nope, nope, don't ask...I couldn't even begin to tell you . I just have to think he combined two of his favorite things: his "weiner" (as he refers to it occasionally ) and Spiderman.
So, now that you're all caught up . How was your weekend ?