On the way in to work, as I stood at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change, I happen to notice the latest David Beckham Armani ad on the side of a bus.
Now, I'm not normally the kind of gal who salivates at the sight of every good looking man she sees. I mean, sure I can appreciate a good looking man, but it doesn't cause me to go all stereotypically "construction worker" and hoot and holler and whistle. This instance was different though, I actually did wanted to hoot and holler.
I was unable to take my eyes off of this photo. Honestly, it was really doing things for me. I mean I literally felt like I was in heat.
I continued to stare thinking such crass things as "what I wouldn't give for a few minutes with him" and other things which...well which I probably shouldn't mention here.
I was mentally drooling, when the light changed and the bus turned the corner. For an instant I wasnt sure what to do. I shuddered as if to try and shake off these univited feelings. Recovering only slightly I quickly crossed the street before the don't walk sign appeared.
On the other side of the street I thought for a second "what the hell just happened" in semi disbelief that a picture of a man had this effect on me.
But as I am now officially in my mid 30's, perhaps the old body chemistry is changing. And maybe, just maybe my hormones are no longer betraying me. Maybe the days of raging bitch-itis two weeks pre Aunt Flo (AF) are gone in favor of these new more,uh,pleasant feelings.
Could it actually be? YIPPEE, hubby will be ecstatic!
But then my excitement was put on pause as I thought about the timing of all this. What if it continues to happen in the morning... on the way to work. Can you imagine getting incredibly horny several days a week on the way in to WORK.
Maybe this isn't such a good thing. Dammit, I thought....my hormones do continue to betray me.
Can't a girl catch a break ? *sigh*