Happy New Year my friends. I hope you had as exciting a New Years Eve as I did. Wanting to keep this blog somewhat family friendly (ha, who am i kidding) all I'll say is I woke up with one eyebrow shaved off , nekkid, with my hand in a bucket of water.
What's that you say ? Those kinds of things only happen in frat houses to 21 year olds...
How dare you?
Ok, you got me. You're right. No debauchery for yours truly.
I settled down on the homefront with the hubby and kids, had two margaritas and promptly fell asleep. But never fear, I did wake up at 11:40 only to notice hubby asleep right beside me. He woke up just in time for the countdown, we shared a kiss and well...went right back to sleep.
And that my friends was my spectacular, too hot to handle, rockin New Years Eve.
In my defense, though, last Friday I did go out dancing with hubby, his buddy and my newly almost divorced bff. Let's see I broke up two almost fights, drank, danced, and didn't get home until 1:00 a.m. That still qualifies me for the cool kids club...right ?
Uhhh right ?
Now then, if you'll excuse me I may pull the disappearing act until next week. Still lots to do...but because I'm such an obsessive personality I couldn't stay away for one whole week and not pop in and say hello.
And yes when I return I WILL tell the penis pump story (only now with all this build up I'm hesitant...eh well everyone loves a good penis pump story so what the hey)
Until we meet again...
I dig you all,