Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Happy Snooze Year

Happy New Year my friends. I hope you had as exciting a New Years Eve as I did. Wanting to keep this blog somewhat family friendly (ha, who am i kidding) all I'll say is I woke up with one eyebrow shaved off , nekkid, with my hand in a bucket of water.

What's that you say ? Those kinds of things only happen in frat houses to 21 year olds...

How dare you?

Ok, you got me. You're right. No debauchery for yours truly.

I settled down on the homefront with the hubby and kids, had two margaritas and promptly fell asleep. But never fear, I did wake up at 11:40 only to notice hubby asleep right beside me. He woke up just in time for the countdown, we shared a kiss and well...went right back to sleep.

And that my friends was my spectacular, too hot to handle, rockin New Years Eve.

In my defense, though, last Friday I did go out dancing with hubby, his buddy and my newly almost divorced bff. Let's see I broke up two almost fights, drank, danced, and didn't get home until 1:00 a.m. That still qualifies me for the cool kids club...right ?

Uhhh right ?

Now then, if you'll excuse me I may pull the disappearing act until next week. Still lots to do...but because I'm such an obsessive personality I couldn't stay away for one whole week and not pop in and say hello.

And yes when I return I WILL tell the penis pump story (only now with all this build up I'm hesitant...eh well everyone loves a good penis pump story so what the hey)

Until we meet again...

I dig you all,
WM

19 comments:

~JJ! said...

I did nada for new years.

We are kinda like the same woman...really.

Hope your 2008 is happy!!!

(I wanted to comment on your last post but the comments were off...I loved it...And I feel it too, I really do.)

Naarski (the Mrs.) said...

Wow. I am so glad that I wasn't the only one who did that. 2 glasses of wine and I was out like a light. GG and Emi were both sick, so it was actually nice I didn't party it up.

Alex Elliot said...

Happy New Year! When I first read your post about one eyebrow shaved, I was sure that you were going to describe the best New Year's story I had ever heard! Either way, your post made me laugh!

Life As I Know It said...

I stopped enjoying New Year's Eve about 8 years ago.
We now stay in with some friends and play board games. Thrilling, I know ;)

A happy new year to you!

carrie said...

Hee, hee!

I've had New Year's celebrations like that before!

Happy 2008 to you WM!

Ann(ie) said...

I had the exact same New Year. And I loved every minute of it. ;) Must hear that penis story soon. please.

Mariposa said...

Happy 2008!

CDP said...

See, the way you play the NYE at home thing is to tell everyone that for hard partyers like ourselves, NYE is frickin' amateur night and we can't stand to be in the crowded bars with all of these lightweights who can't hold their liquor.
Happy New Year!

Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake said...

That one Friday night of yours has more action than my past five years.

Happy New Year!

Doozie said...

was one of the fights you almost broke up involving someone you knew? I recently had to be hauled out of an establishment for trying to throw down with someone twice my size. and yes, you're in the cool kids club, I slept right through the countdown

Slackermommy said...

Your New Year's Eve sounds a lot like mine.

Can't wait for the penis pump story.

Anne said...

I nearly fell asleep in my cocktail... I couldn't wait to go home. :-/ Penis pump... hmmmm...

Maureen said...

Happy New Year to you too! We stayed at home for a quiet evening (as we have done for years now) and hubby fell asleep whilst I watched the Planet of the Apes movies.... wow, am I a partier or what????

Whiskeymarie said...

I figured my pre-xmas partying made up for my lame-o New Year's.

Were you playing little miss matchmaker Friday night? Hmm?

XO to you, my dear and happy '08!

jennifer said...

I'm in for a good penis pump story!!! Woo hoo!

Butrfly Garden said...

You'll always be in the cool kids club in my opinion!

pootandcubby said...

A belated Happy New Year to you! I made it through a bottle of wine and managed to stay up until about 12:30. The excitement never ends around here, I tell you.

-andi

Queen of the Mayhem said...

You are SO in the cool kids' club.....as long as I can be in there too!

You hurry back....you simply must read what horrors awaited me in the Hobby Lobby bathroom! ARGH!!!!!

Have a great week!

Tamara said...

Penis pump story? I'm in!

Happy New Year!