Thursday, April 2, 2009

On husbands and panty dropping

Yesterday afternoon after playing many unsuccessful April Fools Day pranks on me by phone I received a text picture (a pixt??) from hubby of what looked like a larger dog trying to have it's way with a smaller dog.

I could tell the picture was taken within moments of being sent and that it was taken right outside of his workplace. WTF?? I thought and tweeted as much.

But really if you know the Mr. this would not be out of character for him because he's a big old perv and sends me the raunchiest texts during the day. But those are usually about us or him and not dogs.

So I texted him back "I don't even want to know what's going on here" because the more I thought about it the more I questioned how it is that these dogs just decided to get busy right in front of his shop and how is it that he was right there at that moment to capture this picture and ... Ok yeah it's kind of funny but whatever, dogs humping just don't do it for me.

Minutes later I got a return text from hubby saying "It's mama and baby,too much cute".
The "too much cute" is a saying we adopted several years ago when we were in a store with our freshly popped out of the oven twins. The cashier, an incredibly nice Ukranian woman, fawned all over them and deemed them "too much cute". We loved that phrase and so it's been one those cutesy little things we say to each other. (I know, I know...please stop wretching)

I then decided to enlarge the picture, which I should have done in the first place, and realized it was a baby bulldog with the mom following closely behind. And it was "too much cute".

Looking at that picture, I had one of those moments were I thought, gawd, my husband is truly thoughtful. Where I forgot about the fact that he annoys me with his gas, and sings incredibly annoying songs in the morning while I'm getting ready because he knows it irritates the bejeezus out of me. I forgot that he doesn't cook and simply just got all gooey inside.

It's moments like that and the time when he texted me a rainbow he saw while driving over a bridge that are so sweet they just make me wanna rush home and drop my drawers.


C'mon you know it happens to you too. ' Fess up.

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Whiskeymarie said...

Whenever the Mr. remembers to get me something that I mentioned months or even YEARS ago, I remember why I keep him around.
That and when he is in one of his rare giggly/goofy moods.
It's too much cute, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Oh, absolutely! My husband was at a cook-out for men only (don't ask, it's a bunch of men, young and old, cooking for themsevles and drinking too much) held on the banks of a local river. The spot is a secret to woman-kind, but he sent me a picture of the sunset with a caption that read, "Thinking of you." I about died right there. "Too much cute", indeed.

mo.stoneskin said...

So are you expecting a photo of a larger dog 'having its way' with a smaller dog tomorrow?

Odd Chick said...

this was so sweet and funny and I can so relate because my husband was born too much cute - thanks for making me smile

Ann(ie) said...

awwww. So sweet. Mateo is too much cute, too!! What a sweet post, girlie. And I'm the annoying singer in these parts. ;)

EdenSky said...

aww, too much cute. And to think I told my guy I only keep him around to warm my feet in bed. Now I feel bad.

B-Rizzie said...

its ok, when I saw that picture I thought the same thing as you too...I guess when you spend too much time around hubby you take him for granted sometimes.

but we still love him =]

MichaƩle said...

Just when I feel like letting my fingers do the walking through the "divorce lawyer" section of the yellow pages, hubby does something sweet and kind, also. Kind of burns me when he ruins my bad mood...!!!!!!!!

Debbie said...

How adorable. And too funny that your mind went dirty when his went sweet.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I'm with Debbie. Your interpretation was hilarious. Glad you still gave him points, though.

Virtualsprite said...

Oh, god yes. I definitely have those moments. We aren't a romantic couple at all, but every now and again, Nature Boy pulls out something really sweet... that I completely misinterpret. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Mommy Lisa said...

annoying little buggers - all of them.

mine just called my cell the other day because he took a wrong turn from Y to work and passed by our house. just called to say 'I love you.'

too much cute - all of them.


Queen of the Mayhem said...

This happens to me too....EVERY once in a while! If only they could keep their mouths closed all the rest of the time! :)