Things that should never be Tweeted

I want to make out with the minds behind Twitter.

Seriously, I mean how much do you love Twitter ? Sure there are a few glitches every now and again but how awesome is it that you can stay in touch with all your peeps near and far by letting them know what you're doing or whatever is on your mind in 140 characters or less ?

It's quick it's efficient and most importantly it's obsession worthy fun. It seems that everyone is on Twitter, from politicians to Grandma. Even me (I'm Twinmomoftwinz. Follow.Me.Now.). Twitter is sweeping the nation and fast becoming a social phenomenon.

But perhaps some aren't using Twitter in the manner in which it was intended. Like this for instance . Publishing rejection via Twitter. Tacky...
As I read that post, I began to think about other things that should never ever be Tweeted.

Like:

What are you doing ?

Trying very hard to poop. Not happening. Maybe shouldn't have eaten so much cheese.

Figuring out if this fungus that's rapidly spreading should be looked at by doc

sniffing my armpits

eyeing that goat in neighbors yard. Never seen him look this good

or

@newboyfriend/girlfriend:std clinic test results were positive. Go get tested now.

@hubby/wife: not working out. It's not you it's me. I want a divorce

@boss: This job is no longer doing it for me. I quit

@employee: Your work ethic sucks. Leave. Now.

@patient: You have the heebeejeebees. This is an incurable disease. You have about 6 mos. left

I know there's more. There's always more.

Whatcha got ?