Thursday, January 29, 2009

Things that should never be Tweeted

I want to make out with the minds behind Twitter.

Seriously, I mean how much do you love Twitter ? Sure there are a few glitches every now and again but how awesome is it that you can stay in touch with all your peeps near and far by letting them know what you're doing or whatever is on your mind in 140 characters or less ?

It's quick it's efficient and most importantly it's obsession worthy fun. It seems that everyone is on Twitter, from politicians to Grandma. Even me (I'm Twinmomoftwinz. Follow.Me.Now.). Twitter is sweeping the nation and fast becoming a social phenomenon.

But perhaps some aren't using Twitter in the manner in which it was intended. Like this for instance . Publishing rejection via Twitter. Tacky...
As I read that post, I began to think about other things that should never ever be Tweeted.

Like:

What are you doing ?

  • Trying very hard to poop. Not happening. Maybe shouldn't have eaten so much cheese.

  • Figuring out if this fungus that's rapidly spreading should be looked at by doc

  • sniffing my armpits

  • eyeing that goat in neighbors yard. Never seen him look this good

    or

    @newboyfriend/girlfriend:std clinic test results were positive. Go get tested now.

    @hubby/wife: not working out. It's not you it's me. I want a divorce

    @boss: This job is no longer doing it for me. I quit

    @employee: Your work ethic sucks. Leave. Now.

    @patient: You have the heebeejeebees. This is an incurable disease. You have about 6 mos. left

    I know there's more. There's always more.

    Whatcha got ?
  • 11 comments:

    Mrs. Flinger said...

    I onces tweeted that I was off to chicka chicka bow-wow. Is that wrong? ;-)

    Janna said...

    Was it wrong to tweet that my son shat in the bathtub?

    Dumblond said...

    I have not jumped on the Twitter bandwagon yet. Don't know if I need another techie distraction...
    That is really messed up about the editorial rejection. It seems like nobody wants to interact with people anymore...

    mo.stoneskin said...

    Everyone? I'm not. Mainly because blogging, facebook and yahoo groups are slowly destroying my brain, preventing me from sleeping and stealing any rest from my soul...I think tweeting would be the final solution, forcing me to remain in a vegetable patch for the rest of my days.

    WM said...

    Mo. I'm already there (the vegetable patch). You're welcome to join me. C'mon you know you want to...

    Virtualsprite said...

    I think Tweeting anything about a barium enema would be so very, very wrong.

    Debbie said...

    I still just do not understand Twitter. Why am I so old and incompetent?

    Elisa said...

    I think tweeting about colonics is also poor taste. We don't need to know what goes up there. Even if we do it too.

    kj @where my boys at? said...

    Your tweets are FUN! Can I follow you?

    Biddy said...

    hahaha you've been tweeting with @thebloggess haven't you?! hehehe

    km said...

    Didn't wash my hands and am now on library's computer????????
    Now that would make me sick.

    My husband used to send me inappropriate messages on postcards when he was away on work business. Our mailman was always puzzled. Eg "See you when my rash clears up"