Monday, August 25, 2008

[Insert best joke here]




My sister came to visit and all she brought me was this awesomely named soup..(boring, but true)

Or then there's:

I'm not gonna try it, you try it, lets get Mikey...

Or
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wait for it:

This would be the perfect opportunity to debut that new twat flavored cracker recipe you've been dying to try but just didn't know what to pair it with

(ok yeah I know that was gross...but you know you laughed)

I'm back my friends and busier then ever but couldn't resist sharing this with you. I know you've got some zingers of your own so lay 'em on me.

15 comments:

Mrs. Tantrum said...

Does this one come in the "doodle do" variety?

Shana said...

Authentic Jamaican Cock Flavoured Soup, huh?
I wonder how they made sure it was authentic...
oh that is so dirty. hahaha

Ann(ie) said...

haaaaaaaaaaa! I love it!! You posted it! Really good to see you the other day, girlie. Hope you're having a fabulous time with your sis.

Bunny B said...

LOL!

Mommy said...

Let's just hope it doesn't come with 'ring' noodles.

Butrfly Garden said...

I am severely lacking creativity today. But it's funny. :)

Queen of the Mayhem said...

No one can resist...the taste of C*CK!


I can't even bring myself to type the word! :)

you da mom! said...

Mmmmm....

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

it's so small tho. I prefer a larger um...never mind.

Mz. Nesbit said...

LMAO!
this post reminded me of this joke:

A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her.
When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink.
He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks.
Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."

"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. There's lots to do here. Enjoy your stay.'"

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I would so buy that and serve it up at a girlie party. Thanks for posting this picture!

myocardia said...

Flavored cock, huh? Wonder what that tastes like?

slackermommy said...

Cock, so good you have to swallow.

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHA. You're right. I TOTALLY laughed. Like, a lot. :-D You kill me.

The Milk Maid said...

Twat flavored crackers go best with FISH DIP! I recommend the octopus. Stay away from the red snapper.

Oh lordy me this is just the crazy way to relax I needed this afternoon!