***Warning overshare ahead. Read at your own risk *****
I'll never forget the first time I realized that boys could actually pee standing up. I was in awe and wanted to be able to do it myself. In fact I tried. I really did. After failing miserably, I gave up. I realized peeing standing up just wasn't to be.
Some gals didn't give up so easily
In all fairness to it's creator, this little contraption was originally created for women who couldn't sit for medical reasons.
But now the creator is targeting a larger market.
I'm sorta inclined to give the creator some credit for trying to help out the ladies. But really, I have but just one letter. Y
Seriously, even on my worst day, even in the crowdedest of crowded places where there isn't a pot in sight, even if I'm falling down drunk I'm not going there.
I mean if I have to pee that bad, do I really even have the time to pull out this contraption, place it correctly and then go? Doubtful.
So thanks but uh I'll pass.