Thursday, February 21, 2008

Because I feel cheated that I was the only one working on Presidents Day

I'm taking tomorrow off of work to enjoy a three day weekend. I may or may not be doing some or all of the following- you decide

  • watching ridiculously trashy tv until 3:00 a.m.

  • falling asleep around 4 a.m., putting pillow over head when kids wake up at 7:30 a.m.

  • Eating stacks upon stacks of pancakes and turkey bacon until I ooze dough and grease from my pores

  • shopping until I have drained my checking account of every red cent

  • napping, napping and more napping

  • meeting another fabulous blogger for karaoke and cocktails

  • drinking until I get kicked out of the bar

  • Practicing several renditions of "Sexyback" for my karaoke debut

  • Realize I am so good at Karaoke that I quit my job, cash out my retirement plan move to Hollywood and try and make it as a singer. Film my rise to stardom and watch as it becomes the most watched documentary. Ever.

  • Become a one hit wonder, realize that I am a hack, develop drug addiction, go to rehab, recover nicely, build my life back and live happily ever after


    Happy weekends to you all.

    Smooches,
    WM
  • 11 comments:

    melodyann said...

    hmmm, maybe you should just have the pancakes and nap....

    Alex Elliot said...

    You crack me up! My hubby also had to work on President's Day.

    Butrfly Garden said...

    My karoake favorite is "I Touch Myself" from the Divynals. If you're gonna get up there and make as ass of your drunk self, might as well look like a whore, too. :D HAHA. Enjoy your long weekend. I heard if you eat a piece of fruit with pancakes and bacon, it totally evens everything out.

    Sugar Kane said...

    Sounds like a fabulous way to spend the weekend! Enjoy!!

    Mommy said...

    I LOVE Karaoke. I met the DH singing in a bar in NE Minneapolis. He sang Pretty Woman and even did the GROWL! Good Times.

    Maureen said...

    I always have great plans for my days off... I make a whole list of "To Do's".

    Then I blog. And nap. Repeat until the family comes home.

    And THAT'S the way I spend my quality time nowadays.

    Suze said...

    Can I be in your band when you become a famous singer? I can play Guitar Hero AND Rock Bank guitar (easy version) like a total pro? Yes? Please? At least you'd know someone else in rehab.

    Ann(ie) said...

    FUN!! How'd the karaoke go?????

    Hope your long weekend was divine. I worked Fri so I had a short weekend. And they suck. *snif*

    CDP said...

    When everyone else is writing trash about you when you hit bottom, I'll be there to write "Leave WM Alone" posts.

    Whiskeymarie said...

    It's like you and I shared the same President's day...

    Candace said...

    perfect plans.