Happy weekends to you all.
Smooches,
WM
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Because I feel cheated that I was the only one working on Presidents Day
I'm taking tomorrow off of work to enjoy a three day weekend. I may or may not be doing some or all of the following- you decide
watching ridiculously trashy tv until 3:00 a.m.
falling asleep around 4 a.m., putting pillow over head when kids wake up at 7:30 a.m.
Eating stacks upon stacks of pancakes and turkey bacon until I ooze dough and grease from my pores
shopping until I have drained my checking account of every red cent
napping, napping and more napping
meeting another fabulous blogger for karaoke and cocktails
drinking until I get kicked out of the bar
Practicing several renditions of "Sexyback" for my karaoke debut
Realize I am so good at Karaoke that I quit my job, cash out my retirement plan move to Hollywood and try and make it as a singer. Film my rise to stardom and watch as it becomes the most watched documentary. Ever.
Become a one hit wonder, realize that I am a hack, develop drug addiction, go to rehab, recover nicely, build my life back and live happily ever after
Happy weekends to you all.
Smooches,
WM
Happy weekends to you all.
Smooches,
WM
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11 comments:
hmmm, maybe you should just have the pancakes and nap....
You crack me up! My hubby also had to work on President's Day.
My karoake favorite is "I Touch Myself" from the Divynals. If you're gonna get up there and make as ass of your drunk self, might as well look like a whore, too. :D HAHA. Enjoy your long weekend. I heard if you eat a piece of fruit with pancakes and bacon, it totally evens everything out.
Sounds like a fabulous way to spend the weekend! Enjoy!!
I LOVE Karaoke. I met the DH singing in a bar in NE Minneapolis. He sang Pretty Woman and even did the GROWL! Good Times.
I always have great plans for my days off... I make a whole list of "To Do's".
Then I blog. And nap. Repeat until the family comes home.
And THAT'S the way I spend my quality time nowadays.
Can I be in your band when you become a famous singer? I can play Guitar Hero AND Rock Bank guitar (easy version) like a total pro? Yes? Please? At least you'd know someone else in rehab.
FUN!! How'd the karaoke go?????
Hope your long weekend was divine. I worked Fri so I had a short weekend. And they suck. *snif*
When everyone else is writing trash about you when you hit bottom, I'll be there to write "Leave WM Alone" posts.
It's like you and I shared the same President's day...
perfect plans.
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