Monday, March 22, 2010

Excuse me Miss, is that an Adams Apple ?

Alternate title under consideration: "Excuse me while I fall apart" because hello first there was this. Then I got shin splints which temporarily halted my master plan to be hot bodied by summer.

Now, I adams apple. Or what looks like one anyway. Some random nodule on my throat which is both stressing me the hell out and making me laugh at the same time (it's either that or cry) . It appeared yesterday or so I think and I promptly made everyone in my house let me feel their necks so I could compare to see if this thing was normal. And guess whose neck mine most closely resembles right about now ?

If you guessed my husband you'd be correct.


I can only hope it's some random thyroid thing that will go away on it's own*. I can't bear to think of anything else. I love men and all...but I sure as hell don't want to be mistaken for one.

*before you even ask, why yes I do have a doctors appointment scheduled this afternoon. And you're welcome


Anonymous said...

If it moves up during swallowing it can be thyroid related. Hopefully it is just benign cyst which can be drained.

Whit said...

Maybe it's a chunk of pizza.

What? I'm not a doctor.

Anonymous said...


Whiskeymarie said...

Well, if it is an Adam's apple, I won't feel so strange next time we make out.

But seriously, let us know what's up, lady.

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