Monday, October 19, 2009

If it doesn't have 140 characters or less...I'm out

Dear God. What has Twitter done to me ? My attention span is, for lack of a better term , utter doo-doo.

I started two different blog posts last night. Things I really, really wanted to say. I mean it was really great stuff if I do say so myself. You would have really loved the one where I came to terms with my physical appearance and the fact that if I were pink I'd easily be mistaken for Ms. Piggy.

Or there was a really good one about putting myself out there on the internet and how blogging can be wonderful and scary all at the same time. Oh and lets not even talk about the reviews and giveaways I should be doing. I really, really want to tell you about the V.I.B.E (Very Important Blogger Event) that QFC (grocery) put on for a few of us Seattle moms. It was delightful, and our voices were heard. Yet I can't regale you with these tales because I can't even make it to the second paragraph. I just stop. The words just don't come.

I've got Twitterholism which because it was left untreated lead to Blogstipation.

The doctors tell me I can beat this.

So I'm hopeful

I know I can get sober. Just hang with me.

Smooches,

WM

11 comments:

Life As I Know It said...

Isn't it awful? Hope your recovery is quick and painless...it's hard to be in twitter rehab.

Whiskeymarie said...

Try 2 muscle relaxers, three glasses of wine, and one shot of tequila. The words should be flowing in no time at all...

Or maybe you just need more fiber in your diet.
What the hell do I know- I'm not a doctor.

Angela said...

You are a woman of more than 140 characters. Enough said.

Elisa, The Unlikely Housewife said...

I had a total blog block for a while, after the move. It's getting better, but my Twitter use has been sporadic at best. Good luck! A vacation might help ;-)

Dumblond said...

Damn you Twitter! Why can't we quit you?

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL so why I don't have a twitter account. I barely can keep up with all this!

EmmieJ said...

I frequently have to take breaks from Twitter for that reason. Shoot, even Facebook gives you 160 ;)

Virtualsprite said...

I'm having the same problem. Maybe Betty Ford will open up a wing for us. :-)

Nanodance said...

I love it when my tweets are exactly 140 characters- although that rarely happens. It makes me feel like I am squeezing every last drop out.

Tara said...

Good luck! I don't twitter, but I can imagine what you mean. Everything has to be faster and everyone wants result right away nowadays. Plus don't we all have ADD?

Ellie said...

Twitter is like sex standing up.